ponshi:

leftinstitches:

amhras:

jesus only had 12 followers

but they talked to him

why don’t you guys talk to me

Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one

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andrewbelami:

foodtrucker:

I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me

Hanae, Toshi & Mamo - Drunk
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asian:

*makes up for ugly face with semi-okay personality*

phantomdoodler:

how long until there’s a generation of internet users who have never heard of boku no pico

aobubblegum:

me

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you

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Friend: Do you watch Anime?
Me: Are you sure you're ready for this conversation?

tattooedjehan:

*slams fist down on table* I JUST WANT ALL MY FRIENDS TO HAVE NICE HOME LIVES IS THAT TOO HARD TO ASK

lllllllllllllletswrite:

i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system

kawiwowi:

OMG so cute

wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

thagal:

I really do not need to see Victoria Justices and Jennifer Lawrence’s leaked nudes on my dashboard do yall not have uhh whats that called again…human decency

egobus:

omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

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so embarrassing

goodenoughforjazz:

justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking